Chapter 24- Billingual Boy

I couldn't resist the temptation anymore, furthermore, i had a story to tell.. i thought i hadn't been using the computer for one week already, it turned out i only got through five miserable days, goodbye record... Today is friday and the first exam.. How undemoralizing to have the first paper to kill you.. So today was the Chinese paper and it was one of the hardest i have sat for, i was dying on my table there, i couldn't find anymore brain power to match that prowess of the Chinese paper, i was defeated, i exhausted everything i had, let us remember 28/4, where my brain cells were mercilessly massacred..After the paper, with 5 mins to spare, i was really exhausted, i was dead, my hand was dead, my blood wasn't flowing and my heart wasn't beating, i hung dead on the table, until that hongkee came over to hug me, that ''revived'' me.. So i had a hard time doing today's chinese paper, and i really hope they won't kill us with a hard english paper too.. but seriously, how hard can english be man? So after that, we decided to go to our second home, safra to revive some brave brain cells that have died honorably.. And i played well today, i beat kenneth one or two games out of 10 plus games in 9 ball, and i beat him all in 4 eight ball games, until i played with Wei zhou, that's when my mood dropped totally... Then wei zhou said he wanted to make a pool movie with me as the lead, nothing will turn out nice if i lead Wei Zhou, understand that... Then i got home at 6 today, while having dinner, i decided to get a cup of water, and while i was drinking that nice cup of refreshing pure water, my eyeballs almost dropped in horror... my leg hairs all stood up, my heart pumped harder, my blood sprayed out, my teeth dropped out, my nose rotted off, I started balding in total total total disgust and utter utter utter horror when i saw that menace, that horror, that creature, that figure of terror, THE BIG BLACK SCORPION STRIKES AGAIN! It was pure pure pure utter utter utter horror, i didn't even think of screaming, i just kept saying, ay! ay! and i pointed to it as it crawled over under the dining table, and when my parents saw it, they gasped, when my brother saw it, he gawked, when my maid saw it, she shot it.. no, she was shocked to near death and hurried to grab a pole.. it was pure pure pure disgust, pure utter mad disgust, that six legged creature crawling over, with its sharp pincers snapping at you and a deadly sting hovering over its head, its black, and it's scary... So my maid crushed its exoskeleton and excecuted it outside... I was hugging my legs on the chair after that, i was terribly afraid of insects, i don't even dare to touch an ant, what a sissy i am... But its really dangerous to live in my house, with macritchie just behind, when it rains, you never know what crawls out from the dark, and my sharp keen eyes never fail to spot these menaces to the society, giant snakes, giant centipedes, giant ants, giant scorpions, gigantic black lizards... YOU NAME it man... Still wanna stay in my house? Still wanna call me a sissy? I've endured 14 years of this craziness, this terror, this danger..