Saturday, July 08, 2006

My Promotion

I'm an oldie listener, any teens now listening to songs now, repent! Before its too late, stop that song in your media player, and listen to this OD in my blog, repent! Realise the true beauty of Oldies, in fact, if you convert now, you'll gain liking from your parents, my dad is so proud of me for loving oldies. If you would like to repent and convert, come to me, i'll play you some songs and sing them with you and bring you to Englebert's concert.

I'm a pool player, any teens now playing hot games under the sun, repent now! Before its too late. Realise that you all are getting tanner under the scorching sun, be like me, boys! Being fair is in! Girls don't like tan guys, and even if they do, i'm still gonna love being fair, i'll teach you pool! Its fun! But don't get addicted like teck. If you'd like to repent and convert, i'll pour my whitening lotion on you and bring you to have fun at Safra some time.

I'm a Philo lover, everyone who wants to know the meaning of life, repent now! Stop thinking life is so dull, boring, stressful, and simple, it isn't so many sections in life needs careful cross-examination and all these are very enlightening. Understanding what life is like on the surface isn't good enough, cut the cake! Eat the core, and find me, i'll tell you where to find such deep understanding, and i will direct you to ray, and ray will spend hours telling you profound stuff even i have much difficulty understanding.

I'm a Christian, everyone who wants to know Christ more, repent now! Before its too late. All your lives are empty and meaningless, not mine, i'm enjoying life. Good will last, it can last, and impossible things can be done, if you want to convert, tell me and i'll bring you to church.




Call me master in any cases except the last and i'll lead you to a path of gaining more knowledge and fun, FOC.

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